An Open Letter to Dany Heatley

Dear Dany,

Guess what I did today? I got up, brushed my teeth, put on semi-respectable clothes and dragged my sorry butt to a job I don't always like.

For a LOT less than $8,000,000 a year.


Joke.


Your friend,
-Aaron @ the Outsider


PS - Good job on that whole "writing your name" thing. TOTALLY worth $4,000,000



EDIT: Please see Down Goes Brown for his thoughts on Heatley.