Thursday, July 2, 2009

An Open Letter to Dany Heatley

Dear Dany,

Guess what I did today? I got up, brushed my teeth, put on semi-respectable clothes and dragged my sorry butt to a job I don't always like.

For a LOT less than $8,000,000 a year.


Your friend,
-Aaron @ the Outsider

PS - Good job on that whole "writing your name" thing. TOTALLY worth $4,000,000

EDIT: Please see Down Goes Brown for his thoughts on Heatley.


Sunshine36616 said...

Dear Dany:

I saw my buddy at the blueland outsider blog wrote you a letter and I thought I'd do the same. Guess what I did today?? Got my ass up out of bed and went to a class on how to fine tune my resume because I don't even have a freaking job to go to right now.
I'm so sorry to hear you aren't happy and can't decide which team you want you to pay your bazillion dollar salary.

aaron said...

Aw, I'm really sorry to hear that. Luckily, yer a hockey chick, you'll be back tearing it up in no time. :)