Guess what I did today? I got up, brushed my teeth, put on semi-respectable clothes and dragged my sorry butt to a job I don't always like.
For a LOT less than $8,000,000 a year.
-Aaron @ the Outsider
PS - Good job on that whole "writing your name" thing. TOTALLY worth $4,000,000
EDIT: Please see Down Goes Brown for his thoughts on Heatley.